Friday, September 25, 2009
very well since u're gone..hahahahaha..amik ko..
2.Hey! You wanna go to the mall?
nanak la..jln2 ngn awk xbesh..hahahaha
3. I LOVE U..
da agk da...huh!xleh pkai!!!!(emo lak..hahaha)
4.DO u want some cookies?
5.Can you take me a picture?!?
hah??!amik la sdrik..da besa kn...haha
6.Help me in my homework!
awk 2 spe nk ngda2 lbey ni??hahhahahaha..owh..sye nye hmwork spe nk bt??!dush2..
7. Here's my gift to you...
thks ye...tp awk kasi jela adiah ni kt tuttt si buah ht u y bru 2..hahaha..hingat ak tataw la 2..hahahaha
8.Let's just be textmates..
hamboi..sng2 je ye..abih bkn die y byr bil ak nnt..haaaa...dush2...amik lg~
9.Do you want me to buy you an ipod?
10.Let's sit together in the bus..
naik bas nk g mne??org ckp nanak..nanak la!!!(bab2 ex ni mmg emo sket..hahaha)
byk la awk pnye baby..dr saat awk tggl kn daku dlu yela baby..skang da 2 thn..baby mende g..hahaha
12.Your still handsome/beautiful!
awk xckp pn mmg da heboh..hahahaha
13.I still LOVE you!
da la weiii...tensen daku mdgr nye..hahahahaha
14.Can I visit your house?
umah ak pn ko tataw ktne..de ht nk dtg..hahahahahaha..pdn mke~
15.Do you love me?
NOPE..hahahahahaha...skang da syg org lain la..hahahaha..wekk2..
Friday, September 18, 2009
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009