wat if ur ex said dis 2 u..(mslh nye dri 2 ade ke ex??)hahahaha

1.Hi how are you?
very well since u're gone..hahahahaha..amik ko..

2.Hey! You wanna go to the mall?
nanak la..jln2 ngn awk xbesh..hahahaha

3. I LOVE U..
da agk da...huh!xleh pkai!!!!(emo lak..hahaha)

4.DO u want some cookies?
xhingin..hahahhahahaha...

5.Can you take me a picture?!?
hah??!amik la sdrik..da besa kn...haha

6.Help me in my homework!
awk 2 spe nk ngda2 lbey ni??hahhahahaha..owh..sye nye hmwork spe nk bt??!dush2..

7. Here's my gift to you...
thks ye...tp awk kasi jela adiah ni kt tuttt si buah ht u y bru 2..hahaha..hingat ak tataw la 2..hahahaha

8.Let's just be textmates..
hamboi..sng2 je ye..abih bkn die y byr bil ak nnt..haaaa...dush2...amik lg~

9.Do you want me to buy you an ipod?
ermm..(belah bagi)haahahahahaha..

10.Let's sit together in the bus..
naik bas nk g mne??org ckp nanak..nanak la!!!(bab2 ex ni mmg emo sket..hahaha)

11.Hi baby
byk la awk pnye baby..dr saat awk tggl kn daku dlu yela baby..skang da 2 thn..baby mende g..hahaha

12.Your still handsome/beautiful!
awk xckp pn mmg da heboh..hahahaha

13.I still LOVE you!
da la weiii...tensen daku mdgr nye..hahahahaha

14.Can I visit your house?
umah ak pn ko tataw ktne..de ht nk dtg..hahahahahaha..pdn mke~

15.Do you love me?
NOPE..hahahahahaha...skang da syg org lain la..hahahaha..wekk2..

paste kira pnye..hahaha

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

bkan ku pnta itu smua terjadi

susa ble deal ngn org xphm bhsa ni....ak bkn la niat nk slh kn spe2..jgn slh phm lak..

mgkin mmg bkn niat die nk ganggu gugat hbgn org..tp ble die bt xphm y ape die impi kn xmgkin akn tjadi...2 y bt byk ht merana.....ht org mmg susa nk phm..tp mslah nye..ble die tlalu ikt ht die je..smpi porak prnda kn idup ak..haaaaaaa..itu suda lbey...sjak ble lak idup ku d take over sumone else ni???xleh jd..ak kne brusaha slmat kn kdaan...

tp sbb ak xtw cne nk xplain drectly..so ak hrp pd y bknaan 2 bce post ni...bliau mf kn la ak..ye....aminn

"coz i just donno how 2 make u feel better mot2...hukhukhukhuk...

sy da xplain smua nye kt die....smua..smua nye....dr a smpi z....xde tgl pape....

ngn hrpan apa2 juwe prsan y mncul d htnya sgra d kbur kn....nanak de pape hbgn ngn die...ht sy ni xde tuk die....sy da cbe smmpu sy...bkn slh sy klau die xdpt bt smua 2....bkn slh sy ble die xdpt trma knytaan 2.....

pcye la...skalipn tiada lg ikatan y tggl tuk kte...ht ini tetap jua bkn mlik nye.....

hukhukhukhukhukhukhukhukhukhukhukhuk..(T_T)"

(mode jwang + mrana)

ecah@bazar~~part(1)

ak kini bglar sorg enterpreneur..

btul ke eja 2?hahaha..lantak la..

ktorg kne bt projek snanye..

kne bt bisnes la kre..hahahahahahahahahahaha..

ak ase cm maen msk2 cm kcik2 dlu je..hahahahahaha..

yela..tw ktorg jual pe?samosa lam 10 ketul ngn ayam 10 ketul..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

ak ni trus trg la ckp eh..xpndi jual2 ni..nk lyn plggn 2 y parah 2..hahahaha

ade ke...sorg cstumer 2 dtg kn..bley plak ktorg lari..xde spe nk lyn cstmer 2...hahaha

cian die....ak lg la..dok blakang je...tataw nk bt pe...dok menung..hahaha..

seb bek laku jgk la....dr xde org bli lgsg kn..ni da kre ok la...

ok la...nk g balakong ni...nk topup stok..cewahh..bnyik cm ushwan bjya je ase..hahahahaha

nnt kn laporan ku y slnjut nye ye.....daaa~

p/s:korg trun la bzar serumpun(kt tsik serumpun)..bli la ayam ktorang..ngn samosa..plissssss...hahahahahaha....da smpi mrayu2 ni..korg xdtg g tataw la weiii...