Sunday, January 23, 2011

saye suka tag ini n_n

hari ini tanpa saye segan apatah lagi silu, saye telah memcilok tag orang. walhal saye memang jarang sekali di tag. hahahahahahahaha :')

rule : respond to these as sarsactic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)

if an annoying person says :
1) I am cute.
YR : aah. cute sangat macam kambing.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : abes kalau kaw 'the most'..aku ni ape? batang kayu?

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : rich lah sangat. famous lah sangat. kaw tu takde orang sayang pun.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.ngomong sama tangan!

5) you don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : mungkin lah..tapi aku yakin kaw tak laku..

If an annoying HOT woman/man says :

1) I know you like me.
YR : hahahahahahahaha. baek kaw cakap betul2.tah kaw yang suka aku ni..

2) what are you looking at? I am not interested in you?
YR : saja lah nak bagitaw, lu jalan nampak boxer bro.

3) sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : thank god! :)

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you.
YR : hahahahahahahahaha. kaw ni kelakar lah! takde duet buat lah cara takde duet..

5) look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : cakap je tak de guna bro. prove it. (angkat2 kening)

If an annoying extremely UGLY woman/man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : kaw buat bedah plastik pun belum tentu.

2) may I have your phone number? please please please?
YR : cube kaw tanya orang laen dulu..kang takde langsung orang nak kawan ngan kaw..baru aku kawan. ok?

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : hahahahaha. yang ni lagi kelakar. dasar takde life!

4) what do you like about me?
YR : nothing. :)

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooo much!
YR : pegi mam!

If your enemy says :

1) hi bitch!
YR : apehal kaw ni? hahahahaha. kelakar gila cakap sorang2.

2) you smell like a shit!
YR : aku wangi2 pun kaw kutuk jugak ya dak? apa ade hal :)

3) what an ugly creature you are!
YR : dah parah dah kaw ni. sangap ke hape? :)

4) I am going to kick your ass on this race for sure.
YR : LOSER. :)

If your annoying ex says :


1) I still love you..
YR : I'm no longer :)

2) I know you still love me!
YR : hahahahahahahahahahhaa. tengok pun muak~~~~~~~

3) please, come back with me honey/hubby..
YR : kaw tahu kaw ingatkan aku kat sape??desperate housewives. tapi kaw versi lagi buruk.


4) please call me..
YR : number kaw aku dah buang.

5) the break up hurt me soo much..
YR : then?

If an anooying salesperson says :

1) wow! you are so pretty/handsome!
YR : no komen.

2) seriously, i used this product and I've changed!
YR : patut lah tak cantek..

3) we are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : still NOT INTERESTED.

4) this one is the good sir/madam. buy this sir/madam. buy...
YR : bagi free pun taknak.

p/s : dulu orang selalu kata saye ni mean. sebab tu saye suka buat tag ini. hahahaha. sekarang saye budak baek~~~~~~~ n_n

2 comments:

deAnza-wAnda said...

suke die yer...

.:Farah Liyana:. said...

pon pon! fara dtg melawat kamu :)

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